Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

hempstead

hempstead is one of the ghettoist place on earth nigga come down to my projects we hold it down nigga wht wht

hempstead bitoch you will be poped and dropped all at once

by niggawitaattitude March 14, 2005

Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

herpster

n. A hipster with herpes.

I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.

by emdub415 November 11, 2007

hempstead

village of hempstead on long island. contains many bad parts. lots of crime and drugs are in hempstead

hempstead holds it down

by wumaster May 15, 2007

Hepster

The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.

"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"

by Popmadon June 29, 2013

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019