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by A giant sinkhole July 18, 2006
by Botich September 17, 2011
A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."
"How was work today honey?"
"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."
"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."
by Tomahhtoe August 16, 2009
an ass vein blowout that happens when you sneeze, cough, fart and burp (a.k.a. "snoughfurp") at the same time.
by Charles Fina, Fort Wayne, IN March 31, 2011
Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.
That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!
by chezo July 22, 2009
by Phtchnce January 06, 2005