hello, no

A salute followed by a negation, which implies that the one saluting isn't willing to talk or do anything.

*Man coming from work, saluting his wife* : - Hello, no. ( he walks to bed)

by stefice July 29, 2010

hello

The one word that makes people sing Adele whenever it is mentioned (usually as a greeting), much to the chagrin of the one who originally said it.

A: Hello!
B: It's me! I was wondering if after all these--
A: *flips table*

by Mathtician April 21, 2018

hello

bro wtf are u doing on urban dictionary searching "hello" do something with ur life pls

don't complain that I am writing this definition of "hello" I'm only writing this becuz I have no friends

by loneyshit November 8, 2019

Hello There

Obi-wan obsessed dude and if yuo say this to girl she will simp for you

"Hello There"

by Levicorpus is the best spell July 11, 2020

Hello

The only word on this site that has nothing to do with sex or drugs!

person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: goodbye
Person 2: Farewell, and may the forces of evil become confused in their eternal search for you
*person 1 runs away*

by pirates rule!!! February 24, 2007

Hello

To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.

Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.

by Yopmail User August 25, 2022

Hellos

1. A form of greeting used in reference to multiple individuals.
2. An abreviation of "Hello, hello, hello!" used to make the speaker appear less annoying.

"Hellos, my numerous and good associates."
"Hellos, Sweetheart."

by Gsapious August 11, 2005