Heimered

A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.

Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.

Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.

by WarRhino November 30, 2011

Fneeeben Heimer

1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.

2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.

3.a tiny dead horse.

1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"

2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."

3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."

by The Sexy Word Maniac February 18, 2009

Alts-heimer's

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

heimerdinger

A league of legends character added back in 2009 as one of the original champions

Heimerdinger really carried that game

by nutellachan September 29, 2021

half-heimers

when a married couple is working on a half of a brain.

Our half-heimers is working because I forgot to buy wine at the store but he remembered.

by Imakokopelli October 19, 2010

Heimer

1. Noun: A girl who plays a guy while she has no real interest in him. Heimer's will often hit on multiple men at once and often hide the fact they have a boyfriend.
2.Verb: To play a guy, or to steal something

1. That chick was hitting on me all night and the whole time she had a bf, she is a total heimer.

2. I was hitting my juul last night and somebody snagged it from my pocket, i was totally heimed

by benlinus February 18, 2019