hedgehog

A short, fat woman. Resembling a hedgehog.

I cant stand my job, i cant stand my life, i hate fucking that hedgehog of a wife.

by jwka2001 May 17, 2010

hedgehogging

the feeling when you need to poo and you can feel the poo on the edge of your bum hole going in and out like a cute little hedgehog going in and out of a hole

ruth: be right back adam, i'm hedgehogging
adam: okay take your time!

by ruthy123 January 5, 2012

Hedgehog

A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.

My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.

by cacticards January 6, 2015

hedgehog

A guy who can give himself oral sex

"Damn, I heard Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick!"
"What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"

by Spanky January 8, 2005

hedgehog

When you cum in your partner's hair and then spike it up, like a hedgehog.

Dude, last night I gave my girl a hedgehog.
Did she look like Sonic?

by codster December 18, 2007

hedgehogging

When you have to take a shit so bad, your shit starts poking out of your bunghole like a hedgehog peaking out of his hole

Dude, pull the car over already, I'm hedgehogging

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

hedgehogging

When a man in his twenties or early thirties (usually college aged) dates high school girls.

Dude, Anthony is totally hedgehogging. And the best part is, she thinks they'll stay together when she goes off to college!

by Miguel2010 July 19, 2010