Heavyweight

A romantic prospect who doesn’t take the hint after you’ve clearly told them you’re not interested.

“damn Yasmin matched with a heavyweight… This dude is still lighting her up after weeks of getting shut down. I feel for her”

by YumseCj June 20, 2021

heavyweight

A type of weed that makes you feel really damn heavy.

Ted- "yo blair, is it just me or do u feel really damn heavy all of a sudden?"
Blair- (laying on the floor) "are you kidding me!!! im getting pressed against the f*kin floor im so damn heavy."
Ted-"lmfao, they shuld call this shit heavyweight!!"

by tedmetsfins42 December 23, 2008

White Heavyweight Boxer

An extinct form of sports figure and entertainer that existed and flurished only when racism was accepted and government sanctioned. After the decline of government approved racism the white boxer went extinct leaving only fossil records and remembered only in fiction based fantacy movies like Rocky where a white man is unrealistically beating the hell out of a black man who is a much better more fierce and more fit contender.

White Heavyweight Boxer. Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky 19, Rocky 20.

by Crackah Hater November 23, 2011

Heavyweight Champ

Unlike in wrestling, a heavyweight champ masters high tolerances of alcohol

Marybeth: “Yo, did you see how wasted Jane got last night?”
Brenda: “Ya, she’s no heavyweight champ.”

by AnnaHelterbrand February 4, 2023

heavyweightywarmyness

When your friend has a partially demonic spirit and their spirit feels like it is smothering your own spirit with a weighted blanket... but demonicism aside, it sure make a room feel super cozy tho.

Yo, that dead ass heavyweightywarmyness for real. Got me tryin a get coooomfy in this room.

by sacrificialtranny June 7, 2024