Skip to main content

Head ass

The kids who are so fucking full of themselves
Kyle thinks that every girl likes him which makes him a head ass.
by y2kkaylah December 10, 2017
mugGet the Head assmug.

Head ass

Something wiggers will call people when they can't think of anything inteligent to insult you with.
Bruh, you a head ass. On babies.
by BaskinRobinsGang November 15, 2017
mugGet the Head assmug.

Head ass

by Red rocket lover December 3, 2016
mugGet the Head assmug.

Swirly Head Ass

1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.

2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
by 216Ski April 21, 2008
mugGet the Swirly Head Assmug.

bald head ass

When a person is in the act of becoming bald or is already bald.
Girl! When is you finna get yo weave? Yo Bald Head Ass...
by Ricardo A. March 25, 2007
mugGet the bald head assmug.

head ass nigga

Anyone who fucked a whore and thought they were her first. Usually some one with a fuckboy name
Gavin: I got layed last night....
Jack: By who?
Gavin: Mary, i was were first...so i had to go slow.

Jack: Head ass nigga!! I fucked mary last summer...TWICE!!
by Badcat007 December 8, 2015
mugGet the head ass niggamug.

Jacob head ass

a lil kid that cant grow up , has a lil dick , and cant get bitches
yea the guy at the bar was such a jacob head ass
by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
mugGet the Jacob head assmug.

Share this definition