Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

Hayley Westenra

New Zealand Soprano known for her pure angelic voice.

Hayley Westenra is so good she sang with Andrea Bocelli.

by Cateeeeeeeeeeelin October 28, 2007

Haylei

A female's name: attractive, sexy, caring , sweet, hard working. Hilarious, awesome, comical. Usually laughing. Very much a dork (but in a good way). Fun loving and conquers all challenges. Sometimes very rude, but only when needed. Very honest, and tells it how it is. Cares about everyone, and puts them before herself.

(Not just blonde hair and blue eyes -_-)

"She's hilarious and awesome!"
"That's just Haylei!"

by Quigglebug December 10, 2012

Hayley Williams

Lead singer of paramore, very tiny cute redhead

Probably the most stalked and obsessed about girl in rock and roll at the moment, with a seriously scary amount of emo boys and girls lusting over her at every show

The Fresh - Dude I totally got a picture of me and Hayley Williams last night?
Butcho - Cool! wait, why is she running away?

by The Fresh July 9, 2007

Hayllie

An amazing girl, with amazing friends.
The life of the party.
The most beautiful girl in the school.
Genuinely sweet, and nice.
All around awesome.

"Everyone should try to be like Hayllie"

"Hayllie is an awesome person"

"I wanna be like Hayllie"

by AlexafromTexas June 26, 2008

Haylered

Meaning you have been done over, mugged off, tucked up or royally shafted.

Will Hayler has particularly dirty perpetual habit of mugging people off, ripping them off and generally tucking people up, so much so that the phrase "You've been Haylered" was born - meaning that you now join the long list of people Will has professionally and personally mugged off. Don't worry you aren't alone. (The phrase is now common parlance in the south-west of England.)

by willsawanker May 15, 2018

Hayley

A girls name, usually associated with a cute but hot girl. A girl who has a lot of friends, and almost every boy wants her but she doesn't believe it. She may come on shy, and quiet at first but once you get to know her she is very loud, and fun. She can make anybody laugh. She is beautiful, but doesn't know it. She has a short temper, and you might not wanna get on her bad side. Most of the time she is nice, and very smart. She doesn't care what others say about her because she knows they are just jealous. So to sum everything up, Hayley is a girl who almost everybody loves, she is beautiful but doesn't believe it, she is shy at first but she turns out to be loud, she is funny, fun, smart and nice, you don't wanna get on her bad side, she doesn't care what others say, she is pretty much carefree.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know that one girl Hayley?
Guy 2: Yeah, she is a babe.
Guy 1: Yeah, she is amazing.

by Bob Is Better Then You April 23, 2014