haddock haven

A lady's vagina, snatch, salmon canyon etc.

as in, I would love to seek refuge in her haddock haven.

by andybez June 22, 2006

Haddocking

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.

by Gunnlove July 14, 2010

Haddock

To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.

Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.

by PortlandMaine March 20, 2014

haycock

a cock or penis with a lot of pubic hair; a needle in a haystack.

Is it difficult for a man with a haycock to have sex?

by uttam maharjan October 27, 2010

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 13, 2007

haddock honey pot

The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange

Hello luv can I squirt my chunky tartare sauce up your haddock honey pot later?

by Spinky October 8, 2003

haddock

to be a bit ditzy at some point

joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?

by NEWKYASTLEY December 5, 2007