hawg handler

a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..

did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.

Ya, he is a total hawg handler!

by hawg handler June 15, 2011

Hawg cranka

A man on the front deck of a bass boat cranking a deep plug for bass

“Yea bo they call me da hawg cranka, I grind the bill of f a 6XD crankin dem tires… Very rare on da reef!!!”

by OgPD January 4, 2022

hawg rida

A funny way of saying hog rider

Hog rider: DID ANYBODY SAY “HAWG RIDAAAAAAAAA”

by Bumgames November 5, 2022

Hawg Wild

The act of a male drinking excessively or having a 5 second redneck moment.

The state of being beyond crazy or "Ham"

Guys I'm Hawg Wild!

by wendy doer December 10, 2010

hawg dinky

Dpj- a small town country hick whos way too whinney and thinks saying howdy makes him white trash.this hawg dinky has 8 dogs.and some former cocks.he is the all seeing dinky, and leader of the wild dinkys.when buying something he resorts to dinky dollars.nuff said.

Holy shit! its hawg dinky.hows it goin dinky?oops, i mean howdy dinky doo.fought any cocks lately?

by dinkylover June 17, 2010

Trench hawg

A girl with a ugly face but nice boobs and ass.

Ooh look at that ass, oh no never mind it’s a trench hawg

by Aj Chisholm October 30, 2020

meat hawg

A meat like spear shaped penis that pulsates and twitches, leaving the gash destroyed and damaged.

Hey that girl really felt the Meat Hawg last night didn't she?

by Tweaker ron January 22, 2014