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Haunting the Church 

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.
Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."
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The Haunting of Hill House 

Probably the best show that has been to Netflix. Yes, I know Stranger Things and Anne with an E are great, but this show is way beyond their levels. Horror movies and shows have been trash for a very long time now, and The Haunting of Hill House just brought the good ones back.
The Haunting of Hill House was the best horrifying, depressing, and psychologically crazy show I've ever watched.

intestinal haunting 

When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.
Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!

a haunting 

One of the funniest, and fake shows ever to hit television. On Discovery channel usually during the middle of every weekday. Supposedly true stories of ghosts, but I highly doubt it.
Dude the other day I watched 'A Haunting' and laughed my ass off.
a haunting by Bob Parker May 22, 2008

Facebook haunting 

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.

The Haunting Of Hill House 

An incredible show, perhaps one of the best, with a terrifying story, awesome acting, mind-blowing cinematography and full of emotions.
Guy 1: "Whoa, that scare was insane. Also, did you notice that ghost in the background?"

Guy 2: "There's been a hella lot of hidden ghosts in basically every episode of The Haunting Of Hill House."

(There really is a lot of hidden ghosts).

Facebook haunting 

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.
"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"