Haukenslush

A word or sentence that someone will find hard to believe or comprehended; Not the truth.

Jeff says: "Me and Beyonce' are getting married!
Malcolm says: Thats Haukenslush!

by Glenn F. February 1, 2008

Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

HÄAGEN-DON'T

Not buying HÄAGEN-DAZS ice cream in Singapore because it's too expensive.

Yo that ice cream cake is balls expensive. HÄAGEN-DON'T that shit!

by iMac18078 January 22, 2009

Tyler Hagen

Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.

Example:

Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!

by imsureyoucanguess October 17, 2011

Haugerbathe

When two hot anime characters have hot sex on a desk with work papers still on it, still in need to be sorted, or worked upon.

"I watched Haugerbathe last night with my boyfriend"

by Gertrude Bethesda Haugerbathe August 10, 2012

Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".

"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."

by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019

Hagen

Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.

Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!

by A person crushing on a Hagen December 9, 2018