hagatha christie

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite

Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.

by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013

hapathetic

happily apathetic; happy to have a job, responsive and dependable, but apathetic about anything relating thereto.

I am hapathetic to go to work today, my ball-less bosses do not care what I do or say

by Karma38 March 13, 2015

hathatha

An insult for someone that has a lisp.

Someone with a lisp: Thtop annoying me Thteven
Someone without a lisp: Your a hathatha.

by shalaba101 May 10, 2017

Hapathetic

showing or feeling no interest, nor enthusiasm, as a result of hunger.

He doesn’t get hangry, he gets hapathetic.

by Nblgrz May 25, 2023

hapathy

a portmanteau of happy + apathy, the almost Buddhist approach to living with non-attachment

I think the overarching theme for Gen Xers is one of hapathy.

by sapiophile October 1, 2013

hatetheist

A portmanteau of "hate" and "atheist", hatetheist is a derogatory term sometimes used by theists to describe an effective activist atheist.

Richard Dawkins is a hatetheist.

by Godham Sonobavitch September 22, 2014

Hagatha

Someone who fell from the ugly cliff and landed in a old hags forest hitting all ugly branches on the way down just to find an old hag ready to beat the living daylights out of them with the ugly stick

She’s beyond sloshed, she’s hagatha.

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021