Haset

Haset is a wonderful and kind person who always thinks about everyone.
They never ignore anyone and they are hard working and they do things perfectly.
Hasets are some of the prettiest people in the world and they have such lovely hair.
And a very hot voice.
They have amazing leadership skills

Person 1: Do you see Haset over there?
Person 2: oh yeah they're so pretty

by cheeseisfantastic December 17, 2021

Haslem Face

The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.

Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.

by muthangya June 10, 2007

hamlet

The original emo kid.

HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

by Drama_King March 10, 2008

Halleting

To consciously avoid the consumption of a predetermined unit of alcohol

Classic Joe, always halleting

by El_melocoton October 2, 2016

Hamlet

A strong, powerful creature in the RCU (Retarted Cinematic Universe).

Yo dude, I hear Hamlet finna mess up Thanos tomorrow.

by Savior Sir Pepin the IV April 30, 2019

Hazleton drifting

A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.

hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.

me: Fucking sped.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

hazleton

By far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.

"I've seen better scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this dilapidated fuck-hole."

by qAaRoN July 12, 2005