A HASSAG is a very sexy being, they are usually low Maintenance and a very popular, they would beat the shit out of anyone who dares chat wam but are incredibly kind and caring. if you are lucky enough to spot the one and only HASSAG your mind will literally blow and you will not be able to comprehend the epicness and such sexyness of such a being. HASSAG, the sexiest being alive
Dave: walking down the road with his dog cunt bark and girlfriend Britney
HASSAG: walks past the couple
Britney:fuck you dave ( joins HASSAG and asks for a shag)
Dave: cunt bark ( the fuckin dog ) starts shagin the shit out of Daves leg
HASSAG: walks past the couple
Britney:fuck you dave ( joins HASSAG and asks for a shag)
Dave: cunt bark ( the fuckin dog ) starts shagin the shit out of Daves leg
by HASSAG October 17, 2019
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Get the habaga mug.1. A totally useless piece of shit that does nothing
2. A desperate grab for attention
3. Something that people think will do shit, but it doesn't
2. A desperate grab for attention
3. Something that people think will do shit, but it doesn't
Timmy is a complete fucking moron for thinking hastags do shit
"Hello im a complete idiot for thinking that someone will help the poor from using hastags"
"Hello im a complete idiot for thinking that someone will help the poor from using hastags"
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Get the hastags mug.a term referring to a soon-to-be ex-husband; more specifically, this term celebrates his transition from "being somebody" to "being nobody"
Jane: hey! how's jim?
Sue: who cares? we're getting a divorce...he's a wack job! he's my hasband!!!!
Sue: who cares? we're getting a divorce...he's a wack job! he's my hasband!!!!
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Get the Habbage mug.It is a tagalog term for southwest monsoon. It is the wind that brings heavy rainfall that results in floods during the wet season.
In Philippine Mythology, Habagat is the god of winds, who rules the kingdom of silver and gold in the sky or the whole Himpapawirin. Habagat is also considered to be another elemental god, the Southwest Wind.
In Philippine Mythology, Habagat is the god of winds, who rules the kingdom of silver and gold in the sky or the whole Himpapawirin. Habagat is also considered to be another elemental god, the Southwest Wind.
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