HASSAG

A HASSAG is a very sexy being, they are usually low Maintenance and a very popular, they would beat the shit out of anyone who dares chat wam but are incredibly kind and caring. if you are lucky enough to spot the one and only HASSAG your mind will literally blow and you will not be able to comprehend the epicness and such sexyness of such a being. HASSAG, the sexiest being alive

Dave: walking down the road with his dog cunt bark and girlfriend Britney
HASSAG: walks past the couple

Britney:fuck you dave ( joins HASSAG and asks for a shag)
Dave: cunt bark ( the fuckin dog ) starts shagin the shit out of Daves leg

by HASSAG October 17, 2019