1. A totally useless piece of shit that does nothing
2. A desperate grab for attention
3. Something that people think will do shit, but it doesn't
2. A desperate grab for attention
3. Something that people think will do shit, but it doesn't
Timmy is a complete fucking moron for thinking hastags do shit
"Hello im a complete idiot for thinking that someone will help the poor from using hastags"
"Hello im a complete idiot for thinking that someone will help the poor from using hastags"
by magnifecent March 24, 2016
Get the hastags mug.A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-
1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;
2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);
3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;
4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-
a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or
b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)
5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.
The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;
2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);
3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;
4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-
a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or
b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)
5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.
The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?
Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?
Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-
"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"
Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?
Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-
"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"
Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
by maddog01 January 13, 2014
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Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.
A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
duckface photo with beverage in hand
So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!
So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!
by person superior to hashtaggers November 15, 2012
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Man, #imabelieber is such a hastag. Only trolls and creeps tweet with it now.... not true Beliebers.
by AwwwwPuddin November 8, 2013
Get the hastag mug.A hashtag abuser is a person who uses the hashtag incorrectly like instead of # they put * love the Hashtag don't abuse it! The hashtag is #Awesome
by #Beautiful August 4, 2014
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by ChloeLoveHarryPotter March 10, 2018
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