hastags

1. A totally useless piece of shit that does nothing
2. A desperate grab for attention
3. Something that people think will do shit, but it doesn't

Timmy is a complete fucking moron for thinking hastags do shit
"Hello im a complete idiot for thinking that someone will help the poor from using hastags"

hastags by magnifecent March 24, 2016

hashtagslag 

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

hashtagslag by maddog01 January 13, 2014

Facebook Hashtags 

Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.

A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.

duckface photo with beverage in hand

So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!

Facebook Hashtags by person superior to hashtaggers November 15, 2012

hastag

A hashtag that has outlived its usefulness, either by irrelevance or by attracting too much spam to continue on a decent conversation. A combination "has-been" and "hashtag".

Man, #imabelieber is such a hastag. Only trolls and creeps tweet with it now.... not true Beliebers.

hastag by AwwwwPuddin November 8, 2013

hastag abuser 

A hashtag abuser is a person who uses the hashtag incorrectly like instead of # they put * love the Hashtag don't abuse it! The hashtag is #Awesome

Why u such a 'hastag abuser" hashtags are awesome!!

hastag abuser by #Beautiful August 4, 2014

hastage 

The awful spelling of hashtag.

#goToSchool

I don’t know how to spell hastage.

hastage by ChloeLoveHarryPotter March 10, 2018

Haswags

Old clothes

Hey what’s up with those haswags?

Haswags by Wshsg October 9, 2018