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Halloween whore

A girl who dresses normally all year, but for one night, October 31st, she lets her true whore show by wearing the sluttiest Halloween costume possible.
This costume party is great! It's full of Halloween whores. Look at that one in the slutty Game of Thrones wilding costume!!
by Rex Molder October 30, 2014
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Halloween blowjob

When a partner places a piece of cloth (preferably a white blanket) over themselves and the erect penis of a male and proceeds to perform fellatio while making ghost noises.
Alex- I love getting Halloween blowjobs from my girl.
Sean- I know, the ghost noises really help me get off.
by LitSquad November 2, 2016
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halloween belly

An upset stomach due to the consumption of large quantities of something sweet.
Dude! I had one to many smirnoff ice. I got the halloween belly now.
by ninja foot 28 May 8, 2009
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Halloween Hangover

The Worst sugar crash you've ever experienced; Usually Happens the Morning after Halloween. It can be combined with alcohol.
guy 1: man, I have such a sick halloween hangover.

guy 2: Stop talking so loud!
by pwn3d_2damax November 1, 2009
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halloween shit

A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.

The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.

Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
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Halloween

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.
Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...
by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009
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halloweenaboo

A Halloweenaboo is a fagtard like Garren Benfield that is obsessed with the fucking Halloween horror movie franchise.
He is a little nerdy downtard so that moron eats this kinda shit up, cuz' he's a little dumbass thorn in my anus.

It's a play on the word Weeaboo if you didn't pick up the joke.
I was just minding my business playing with Gus until the downtard Garren joined and ruined our time playing games by saying how much he wanted to suck Jamie Lee Curtis' cock. Then I told everyone, Garren Included, that he is a mother hunching halloweenaboo which no one picked up that joke cuz' they're rarted.
by The Dankster #87 September 25, 2019
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