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Hardofart

When you do a fart but it doesn’t come out as a gas substance it comes out as a solid substance, basically it feels as if you are pushing a baby out from your asshole. You normally get this when you have just had sex the night before although there has been reports of virgins getting it.
jimmy: OUCH
Bobby: what’s wrong Jim
Jimmy: my ass hurts bro
Bobby: oh let me guess you just did a hardofart
Jimmy: yea must of been from Selena
by Oopy poop December 4, 2021
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Hardcastle

When it looks like something really good is about to happen and then it doesn't. That's a Hardcastle
It looked like the hated principal was leaving the school for another job. Everyone was excited and hopeful, but the douche didn't get the job and we're still stuck with him. We got hardcastled.
by p-c of u-c February 19, 2010
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hard2chart

person 1: wow, hearts2hearts released some slop. they are really hard2chart.
by orbittheress March 2, 2026
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