High hard one

To completely disregard a meeting with a friend, family member, or co-worker intentionally and without remorse.

Well, he was supposed to be here an hour ago; I guess he threw us the high hard one!

by Nurseryman February 19, 2008

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017