The Haaland High

The feeling of euphoria you get when you captain Erling Braut Haaland on Fantasy Premier league (FPL) and he inevitably scores.

Kai: “Got the haaland high today after captaining him on his debut. My eyes rolled to the back of my head. Did u captain him?”

Ben: Captain him? I didn't even have him in my team. Won’t make that mistake again. set and forget! I mean i did captain slabhead once on a double gameweek so its not surprising really”

Kai: “You dont deserve the Haaland High”

by michael whiteside August 8, 2022

Hallandale

Hallandale (The Dale) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Home of the realest niggas ever. 🤘🏽 Mostly known for it’s beautiful beach and horse racing track but don’t be fooled, it get scary by dat graveyard. Also known for it’s one of a kind Lingo where niggas just add “ ‘on ” to the end of every word. (Example : “Dale’on”). Ran by zone 10, zone 3, YPN, 1TM etc. The only time the people come outside the house are on special events like MLK day, New Year’s Eve, Prom line up, 4th of July and occasionally for football and basketball games.

Old head: Damn son, why you flexing on em like that.
Dale nigga: Cause I’m from the Dale’on... poe bitch.

Hallandale 🤘🏽

by Dale jit🤘🏽 August 21, 2019

Halanna

Halanna's are usually described as a super cool chick who is really funny and super sexy. They aren't afraid to speak their minds and are inspirational.

DAMN! Did you see that girl!!!! She must have been a Halanna!!!!

by mhmmmyearight November 28, 2012

Haoran

Someone whose opinions and takes are factual and always right.

"Yeah, I realized he's right. He's Haoran"

by factsgod22 November 3, 2021

harlan

n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.

-Dude, do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?

-I want to bang him.

-Dude...?

by HarHar April 24, 2007

Haolin

A pretty chill handsome dude. Typically Chinese in origin. A creative memer, with 45% hit rate. Copies people's manners and sayings. Best described as a laughterbater; though, funny at times. Does not like drama, but loves gossip. His secrets are many and few. He is loyal, kind, and courageous. Stoic at times, and can give you a death stare. If you look deep in to his eyes, you will see the souls of his crushed enemies.

How lean Haolin is? Not lean at all!

by BiglBrother April 26, 2019

harlan

One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!

Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing

Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.

by HarJar August 11, 2006