Hanson

To act a fool, get drunk, black out, cause a ruckus, lose control of mental capabilities.

The act of hansoning.

Can also be used as a term of endearment.

I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.

Well hello Hanson.

by Juice, Jones and Danson January 20, 2011

Hanson

Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.

Hanson is a tescop

Hanson loves to jack off in restaurants

Hanson is your dick circumcised

by that’smycousin December 06, 2018

Hanson

Verb. To vomit. Hard. Particularly from someone else's behaviour. Named after vomit inducing Australian politician, Pauline Hanson, who's behaviour leaves thousands retching in their mouths.

Ugh, did you see that?
Yeah, I did, I might Hanson my lunch

by Carlossus August 22, 2017

Hanson

In golf, reaching the green in regulation followed by 4 putts to complete the hole.

On the 5th hole, Joe reached the green in 2 shots, then putted off the green and pulled a Hanson for a score of double bogey.

by da fellas November 15, 2011

Hanson

A man/woman who likes to eat but surprisingly, he's/she's insanely skinny.

Jack: Hey! Look at that Hanson!

by CanappyWrestler May 05, 2010

Hansoned

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.

"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."

by ooooofd February 28, 2022

Hanson

The best motherfucker on the entire planet. He is superstitious for real love; care, responsibility, and sympathy are all the characteristics he inherently possesses. He retain an interesting soul, carrying his positivity around for his friend. He also love his family, especially mom and dad, cuz he has always been a good boy.

Oh you are Hanson, you must be handsome.

by wasjoibanana November 21, 2021