Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.

Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.

by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017

Holosexual

When you love holographic things
Holo is love Holo is life

Holo my names Christine
Ima holosexual

by LovelyLivvy December 12, 2016

Hendosexual

A term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted homosexual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-gay, to a fault sometimes.

Dude stop being such a hendosexual and just admit that you're gay already.

by WrWlf November 20, 2016

Hangesexual

Having a strong sexual and/or romantic attraction to hange zoe from aot

My sexuality? Oh I'm hangesexual

by Hanges biggest simp February 19, 2021

Holosexual

When someone really like holo aka holographic (the stuff that changes color when you move it around )

"Look at all their all their holo nail polish,they must be holosexual"

by I💙holo July 17, 2016

Hanksexual

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

by That one MC Sheriff fan July 8, 2021

hansexual

a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids

someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....

by sehunsnose December 25, 2020