Handong

Chinese member of Dreamcatcher. Stan Dreamcatcher.

and now I'm holding this pain. - Handong

by gorthezar March 2, 2020

Cand Hannon

It’s the doppelganger that is born out of trademark disputes. It’s what happens when a company is faced with a cease and desist and wants to come to agreeable terms without sacrificing its packaging design and product recognition. It's a name that is different but so similar it's unlikely anyone will notice.

It’s too bad that name was taken, maybe we can come up with a Cand Hannon version instead.
We have to stop using the name Hand Cannon; let’s go with Cand Hannon instead.

by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018

Todd Hanson

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.

Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.

by travis ohrn August 1, 2009

The Hanson Brothers

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."

The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.

by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008

HansonLee

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen

"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"

by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009