hankle pork

That gross slimy meat on your chicken or whatever. It’s not fat it’s meat but....slimy

I got a glob of hankle pork... that’s nasty

by I swear I’m legal May 1, 2018

Hankle

The hairy area between your calf and your ankle.

Jenny: Dude I need to shave my hankles.
Alex: Yeah you do, it's like a jungle down there!

by Canklicious November 23, 2007

mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

by Weazle December 13, 2008

Hanklerfish

An Anglerfish drawn by a Hank.

Verb form: Hanklerfish'd

You'll have a 5% chance of getting a Hanklerfish'd Fault In Our Stars.

by JoMan112 August 19, 2011

Hankles

Cousin to cankle but related to hands and wrists. Oversized wrists that are fat and thick just like cankle refers to the ankle.

You are so fat that your ankles are cankles.

You are even fatter you can not fit any watch on those hankles.

LOL

by Ryan Harris October 22, 2004

Hanked

Being kidnapped from a party, generally by a sibling, and taken on an apartment tour under the guise of a beer-run.

I was just getting a ride to the store for a bottle of bourbon but my sister hanked me for 2 hours.

by NotThePlumber September 6, 2018

honkledoonkey

n. a goosebump that appears on an owl's rectum after a cold night of flying.

adj. of, or pertaining to a honkledoonkey

v. replaces parjoonkley and fuck

n. this owl has been out for some time, see the honkledoonkeys on its lower rectum?

adj. it was a honkledoonkey of a fat guy

v. argh! i cant believe i honkledoonkeyed it up!

by Lucied5(Josh Selvidge) December 8, 2004