Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009

farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005

yank the hankey

to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head

yankin' the hankey makes the orgasm niiiicccceeee and hotttttttttt

by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004

pubic hankey

A little rag you use to wipe away your vagina. Also known as a ratty-perma-douche-cloth.

"I've been jogging all day and i sure could use a quick wipe of my pubic hankey."

by BrandonSnagee May 12, 2006

Gym Teacher's Hankey

It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.

Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.

by LusterKing January 14, 2009

Mr. Hankey

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life

Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail

by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Mr. Hankey

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.

I just made a Mr. Hankey.

by Erichscale May 26, 2023