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Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.
"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"
by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010
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Hanukkah Harry

A bearded fellow that treats the jewish kids with gifts.
I hope hanukkah harry comes to my house tonight.
by bendude611 December 3, 2018
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Merrappy Hanukkahristmas

Makes wishing someone a happy holiday a bit easier and more politically correct.
Not knowing how they celebrated the holidays, we wished them a Merrappy Hanukkahristmas!
by Chaser Matrix December 10, 2020
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merry hanukkah

A combination between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Hanukkah" generally said by confused white people.
Mark: "I'm Jewish."
Jessica: "Oml Merry Hanukkah."
Mark: "Jessica you are cancelled."
by beepbeeplettuce1 December 21, 2017
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Jewish-Christian Hanukkah

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006
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Hanukkah Hummer

Hanukkah Hummer - A "hummer" or blowjob given on the evening of Hanukkah. If you're lucky you'll get a Hanukkah Hummer every night for eight days!!!
Mordechai: Hey Moischel, what did you get for Hanukkah tonight?
Moischel: A Hanukkah Hummer of course!
by Unix Lord December 17, 2006
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Ebay Hannukkah

when you buy a bunch of shit & it all comes to you over 8 consecutive nights.
i bought a new guitar & am hot-rodding the shit out of it. every day i come home & find a new UPS package. = ebay hannukkah, duh.
by kobe1980 March 13, 2011
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