One Man Hand Party

A term reffering to masturbation

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

by jappy jappy jappy January 5, 2011

handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy

Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted

by kylet June 27, 2006

Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)

Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.

by B Tsunami April 6, 2019

handpatty

fool; patsy; sucker; a person who is easily manipulated or victimized

You think I'm some handpatty?
I can't believe I was fooled; I feel like such a handpatty.

by n/a May 31, 2003

handparting

A neopagan/Wiccan divorce ceremony.

Things didn't work out, so the couple did a handparting.

by scarEhappywitchlady July 11, 2011

handpant

To cover one's cruch with your hand. Usually for taking a move demure selfy, or for emergensy use when pantsed.
The lower companion to the handbra. Goes great with a hairbra
The lower companion to the handbra.

"If your too shy, sext me a handpant"

by joseque November 23, 2014