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cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.
"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"
by cumhandee March 19, 2004
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hangingoutitude

A scale used to define the quality of place to hang out
Johny's house jumped a couple of points in hangingoutitude since his mom got breast implants.
by riboflaavin June 20, 2005
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ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.
by Allah February 2, 2005
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Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.
i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.
by LanciferX August 10, 2010
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Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.
Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3
by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018
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Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009
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arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc
The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you
by gazman123 December 7, 2013
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