To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.
by cumhandee March 19, 2004
Get the cum-handing mug.The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.
As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
First seen in the movie Mallrats.
As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.
First seen in the movie Mallrats.
"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
by Allah February 2, 2005
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by LanciferX August 10, 2010
Get the Glad-Handing mug.A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.
This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009
Get the Pras-handing mug.To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc
The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing
A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels
having your ass handed to you
A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels
having your ass handed to you
by gazman123 December 7, 2013
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Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty
by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021
Get the God handing mug.The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019
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