Handblock

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.

*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)

by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011

handlotion

Code for a substance used for making masturbation feel like the real deal.

Bro, pass me the handlotion... Its about to be lit .

by Sixtynineallday October 30, 2018

Blowjob Handelbars

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!

"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"

by thatdudewhoknows March 26, 2010

handlobraesing

1) the act or capacity to handeling and/or brake in a car, truck, big wheel, ect...

The GN sucks at the handlobraesing.

by OT June 24, 2003

Handblownjob

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

by Keiathn June 13, 2007

Handalorian

When someone wearing a Mandalorian helmet gives a hand job.

Person 1: Want to pop this helmet on and give me a handalorian?
Person 2: This is the way.
Person 1: This is the way.

by The Handalorian November 20, 2020

handlobraes

1 : to handle and break a vehicle.
2 : the handlebars of a bicycle
3 : HAHA!!! I'M HANDLOBRAESING!!!1
4 : to act on or perform a required function with regard to

My car handlobraes worse than an '03 Cobra.

by DZ187 June 2, 2003