A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.
Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.
Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.
by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010
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Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
by The Zen Within February 3, 2012
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When somebody is arguing verbally, they realize that they are wrong, and start to raise their voice and rudely change the topic of the argument so they can be right and you can feel bad. Typically begins with a personal insult with multiple cuss words.
People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate
People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate
Jeff: You can make more money if you go to college, and get a degree
Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years
Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge
Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college
Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up
Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years
Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge
Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college
Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up
by Optical Epilepsy March 20, 2010
Get the handicapped arguing mug.After I had stripped down to my briefs, she led me to a chair and had me sit down. “Put your hands behind your back.” she commanded. I obliged, and then she walked behind me. I felt something tighten around my wrists. *click* *click*
All of a sudden, I couldn’t move my hands anymore. She had just handcuffed me! I was so turned on by this! She walked back in front of me, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her red, satin nightgown.
She put one leg on each side of me and mounted my cock underneath her nightgown. She wasn’t wearing anything underneath! The soft texture of her nightgown felt so good as it rubbed up against my legs, stomach and chest. She and I both gasped as she allowed my rock-hard cock to enter her. She slid herself up and down my cock until neither of us could take it anymore. We moaned together as we reached orgasm at the same time. She squirted all over my cock as it exploded inside of her. My hands continued twitching against her cuffs as I came.
Once our orgasms subsided, she got off of me and unlocked my cuffs. She sat in my lap and I wrapped my arms around her as she stroked my chest and abs. “I’m going to enjoy putting you through handcuffed sex over and over and over again.” She said to me, smiling.
All of a sudden, I couldn’t move my hands anymore. She had just handcuffed me! I was so turned on by this! She walked back in front of me, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her red, satin nightgown.
She put one leg on each side of me and mounted my cock underneath her nightgown. She wasn’t wearing anything underneath! The soft texture of her nightgown felt so good as it rubbed up against my legs, stomach and chest. She and I both gasped as she allowed my rock-hard cock to enter her. She slid herself up and down my cock until neither of us could take it anymore. We moaned together as we reached orgasm at the same time. She squirted all over my cock as it exploded inside of her. My hands continued twitching against her cuffs as I came.
Once our orgasms subsided, she got off of me and unlocked my cuffs. She sat in my lap and I wrapped my arms around her as she stroked my chest and abs. “I’m going to enjoy putting you through handcuffed sex over and over and over again.” She said to me, smiling.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 24, 2022
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Boy2: Yeah what is it?
Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!
Boy2: Why is it handicapped?
Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!
Boy2: Yeah what is it?
Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!
Boy2: Why is it handicapped?
Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!
by Rico326 September 4, 2013
Get the Handicapped Dragon mug.verb. past tense. used when something has been handcuffed
also used whenever something has happened and needs to be pointed out.
also used whenever something has happened and needs to be pointed out.
You just got handcuffed!
I cant believe you just handcuffed that guy, it was totally ridiculous.
That goalie completely handcuffed you in that last game.
I was walking down the street yesterday and got handcuffed.
I cant open my car door...Its been handcuffed.
I got handcuffed by the cops.
I handcuffed him.
You handcuffed me.
My calculator has been handcuffed.
That homework handcuffed my social life.
I cant believe you just handcuffed that guy, it was totally ridiculous.
That goalie completely handcuffed you in that last game.
I was walking down the street yesterday and got handcuffed.
I cant open my car door...Its been handcuffed.
I got handcuffed by the cops.
I handcuffed him.
You handcuffed me.
My calculator has been handcuffed.
That homework handcuffed my social life.
by Handcuffer April 23, 2009
Get the Handcuffed mug.a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
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