Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian

Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'

by #asy June 13, 2019

hampster

n. Small, squeaking individual with tendencies towards megalomania.

'Why is the hampster sulking now?'

by uninvolved April 18, 2003

hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY March 30, 2005

hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

by Adonis Rosalle May 19, 2005

New Hampster

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

by GFeet March 14, 2009

Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 11, 2011

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019