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hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.
Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."
by Yams September 9, 2006
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Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.
Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!
by Chad July 19, 2004
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Panty Hampster

Slang for Vagina, labias and flabias, this term also can be used for hairy muff, or beef curtains with fur. Can also be used in reference to women in general.
Jeez Danielle you let that panty hamster run wild.

There is an abundance of panty hamster running arround in the club tonight.

I want to bury my face in that panty hamster
by Big DK August 25, 2005
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pantie hampster

Originated in the uk sometime within the last 10-15 years.

Meaning: An abnormally hairy snatch
Man did you see that chicks pantie hampster?
by AG April 5, 2005
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hampster with a gun

Pretty much self-explanitory. If you see a hampster with a gun, you might want to get the hell out of there, cuz they are pretty mean shots.
Guy 1-"Holy sh*t, that fuggin hampster had an MP5!!!"
by EmuHerder March 2, 2005
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hampsterman

An abomontaion of nature, one parent being a hampster one being a disturbed human with a furry rodent fetish and another parent being satan himself.
Forever tormented by his heritage, illigitamacy as human or beast, ugly-beyond-belief appearance that makes babys cry, woman scream and men suck thier thumbs from kilometers away.
Doomed to be hated by all living and non-living things the hampster man has taken the form of a terribly illiterate and dumbassed teacher at a below average shit hole school in Brisbane, Australia.
The hampster man can be identified as a retarded looking creature, he is short, stumpy and balding due to the stress of his sin-against-nature life he has chewed off all of his fur except for the small amount ontop of his head.
The hampster man is known for unexplainable fits of furry and anger where he will yell for little or no reason endlessly. these are reffered to as hampsterman-splosions.

The hampsterman song:
Who can take a sunrise away
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in gay
and a satanic ritual or two?

The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place

Who can take a schoolday
Wrap it in a death wish
Soak it in the blood of babies
and make a terrifyingly shit history lesson?

Children(in fear): The hampsterman?

The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place

The hampsterman makes
Everything he does
horrifying and disgusting
Talk about your childhood wishes
Forget those, your hampsterman's bitches

Who can take tomorrow
Douse it in kerosean
Quadruple the sorrow
And cover you face in his "cream"?

The hampsterman
Children(crying in terror):the hampsterman can

Tom: The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world a horrifying place
And the world is a horrifying place cause the hampster man thinks it should
"Fuck you hampsterman you suck."
by Richard Butler June 20, 2007
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pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
by MemphisTN October 17, 2005
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