Hampter

The most relatable thing our generation has come to, from medieval rats, to low quality and traumatised hampters. A hampter is a one of a kind, whereas the hampter has the power to rule all of Gen Z humour. Never underestimate the power of all hampters,

Person 1: "LORD SAVE US!"
Person 2: "Why are you screaming?"
Person 1: The Hampter... Has come... To end us all.

Person 2: *Praying*

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 30, 2022

Hamper Safari

When one makes an expedition through a female’s laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.

The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

hamper bandit

One who feels the need to steal women's used panties.

Dave is such a hamper bandit. I found him looking through his mom's hamper for used panties.

by sexysatie February 1, 2006

hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.

"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"

by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009

Hamper Camper

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.

I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

hampers domillion

sethys form prechytides

"I wasn't plussed become hampers domillion in jest."

by Frelik August 5, 2004