Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

hamhocks

The buttocks or ass cheeks.

Damn! Look at the hamhocks on that chick!

by John Lennon February 3, 2004

Hamhock

An excess of soft, jiggly, underarm fat where a tricep should be located. Almost exclusively reserved for overweight women.

Look how those hamhocks jiggle when she waves.

by Harry_Balsagna September 26, 2022

roasted hamhocks

The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.

There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."

by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010

hamhocks

Large female breasts.

Jeez, check out those hamhocks.

by eniact May 16, 2003

Hamhock

A chic who is a very, very good lay!

I hooked up with this chic Mandy lastnight!
What a Hamhock!

by dixiedog November 16, 2003

Hamhock

A sheet of netted or sheet material you tie between two vertical objects and lie in to relax.

"Dude, I'm gonna take this fruity cocktail over to the palm trees and lie in the hamhock."

by aioue April 30, 2009