buckled halfer

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

by Nesty. January 4, 2012

Haleigh

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Jasper hale

The most charming and hottest vampire in the whole vampire and werewolves world, who is knowing for his mysterious sexy look and good manners .
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩

Friend: who is your favorite vampire in Twilght

Me: Jasper hale all the way hun

by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020

Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.

Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*

by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008

Haleigh

If you have a Haleigh in your life, you're in lukc because typically, a Haleigh is very beautiful, very funny, smart, loyal, and also a very good person. If you're having a bad day, Haleigh will always be there to bring you up.

Wow, Haleigh is just purely amazing!

by Jessy.123 May 13, 2018

Van Halen

One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music??
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!

by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004

Haleigh

A Haleigh is a sweet girl, who will always love you. She will never break your heart, unless you break hers, then you're fair game.

Wow, she's pretty. Is her name Haleigh?
Yeah, but her ex broke her heart, so she broke his face!! XD
Yeah, i would never do that to her..

by #2hawt4u January 20, 2017