Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

Mr. Gerbik, the dangerous 208 year-old uncle of Dr. Octagon aka Kool Keith

Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through

the water plows while dragging two hundred and

fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth

are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through

skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,

but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.

The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the

end, give up the struggle.

by yogurtslinger696 November 2, 2011

Hagfish

A Fag Hag that drinks alot.

Cindy is a hagfish.

by Hagfish August 23, 2003

our lady on the halfshell

a concrete statue of the virgin mary which is backed by a shell shaped form. Frequently seen on the front lawns of the faithful.In this incarnation she looks disturbingly like something found in shellfish. Frequently the shell shaped back is painted light .blue to make the statue stand out more

Look at all these our lady on the halfshell's!! This must be an italian neighborhood.

by slipsheet January 1, 2006

Halfashandy Holbrook

Someone who gets drunk very easily i.e. lightweight.

"John got hammered before we'd even started!"
"He's a Halfashandy Holbrook."

by CHADANGUS February 23, 2009

Hamfish

A weirdo who is commonly a sociopath and occasionally racist mainly about religion.
Not many people like him. A Hamfish has many mental problems like a dislike of bacon, denial that his friends are bribed and thinks beanies are fashionable.

person1: I've been payed to be friends with Hamfish

person2: your going to be rich soon

by your a poop face February 26, 2015

hatfished

When a man only looks attractive while wearing a hat

"Dude when I saw John without a hat he looked totally different! He hatfished me!"

by Le diable August 19, 2017

Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019