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hagopig

a baby Hagop that actually just comes out the womb.. likes to eat a lot of grass and roll around in mud. if you take his apples away he will run around snorkin like crazy until he passes out in his own vomit.. some people like to slice the fat off him and eat it for breakfast.. they call this bacon
ahh shit dude whyd u take hagopig apples away now he gunna run around snorking the whole day
by rsalernduhg November 18, 2010
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halophile

n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo
"I ate this pretzel with so much salt and it didn't make me feel weird!"
"Dude, you're like a halophile!"

"I played Halo for the duration of summer vacation with no breaks!"
"Dude, you're a Halophile"
by the pwn3r December 20, 2005
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Hatophile

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.
Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...
by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010
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Hákon

Hákon is a name for a very hot and sexy Icelander. Hákon Is also an MS fuckboy who likes to be a disappointment to his family.
1 am

Girl: .....
kon: u up?
by Gamligaur December 4, 2019
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hakep

ok
Person 1 : I wanna get some kfc
Person 2 : Hakep
by n1lou October 26, 2020
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hekop

Dude 1: Hey dude can you hekop me i need to get these boxses downstairs.
Dude 2: Wtf is a "hekop"
Dude 1: I'm saying help in an non idiotic way
by Swedish idiot April 22, 2021
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Haopantshianity

A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:

In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.

Then, in 300 B.C....

From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.

Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.

The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.

He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...

From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.

And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
by haopantsian October 1, 2008
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