A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.
Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!
by CVC7007 December 27, 2010

The act of accidently spilling an alcoholic beverage onto a hard surface i.e. counter or tile floor, then drinking it off said surface instead of cleaning it up. This is done because we are fortunate to have this stuff and shouldn't waste it, since there are starving (and sober) people in Haiti.
GUY 1 accidently spills some Jager on the counter. He reaches for a towel.
GUY 2 handing him a straw "Don't waste that man. Take a Shot for Haiti."
GUY 2 handing him a straw "Don't waste that man. Take a Shot for Haiti."
by gotoneshot69 January 24, 2010

What you give James Cameron when you bump into him and demand your $10 back for that shitty film and want to give it to the Haitian Earthquake relief fund.
Hey James Cameron, you a little short on cash after 12 years? Get over here so I can give you an Avatar Haiti guilt trip!
by Ford Leiden January 17, 2010

by a ladder on a stuff February 12, 2023

In N Out of Haiti, is a Docu-web-serie as well as an adventure travel show on the web that share the host's adventures as he travels across Haiti.
by SolidHaiti.Tv May 21, 2018

by anonymous March 27, 2021
