haireolas

The random boob whiskers that grow around the nipple.

Hey Dana! We are going to the nude beach. Wanna come? Wait, first you need to go shave those jungle haireolas!!

by danelci June 11, 2006

Red-Haired Shanks

Red-Haired Shanks is a character from the popular and ongoing manga series and anime, One Piece. He plays a significant role in the life of the protagonist, Monkey D. Luffy, as he is what fuels Luffy's dream of becoming the Pirate King.

This man is the coolest character to ever grace the One Piece universe, and I need to see more of him.

Person #1: Bruh, I adore Aokiji. Coolest guy ever.

Person #2: Are you kidding? Have you even READ/WATCHED One Piece? Red-Haired Shanks world domination, my dude.

Person #1: Dude, Aokiji can literally turn to ice. He's made of ice. He can make ice. He is the physical manifestation of "cool".

Person #2: bruh

by REDHARIEDSHANKSAH September 8, 2020

hairache

Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.

Man, I've got to let my hair down. It's been up all day and I've got a helluva hairache.

by GucciLittlePiggy March 18, 2009

Hairapist

-noun her-uh-pist
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."

Not only does my hairapist provide me with great advice for life but I always leave with a wonderful new hair-do, feeling great on the inside and out!

by Southernguy_NYC September 2, 2009

big haired ladies of the 'eighties

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017

hairnado

A pubic phenomenon of massive growth. This happens when the hair on the external pubic region is in excess of the available surface area, thus forcing the growth into a turbulent swirling tornado of hair and debris.

Once I saw my date's hairnado, I had to run for cover in the basement!

by Yoga Mom August 19, 2011

hairapy

Going to get your hair done as a form of therapy that is especially effective when your hairdresser listens unconditionally and doesn't hand out stupid advice.

girl 1: I'm so depressed over this break up.
girl 2: All you need is some hairapy.

by smart blond February 21, 2008