Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018

hapfeelings

1. To be persistently critical of a specific aspect of one's own appearance.

2. To feel possessed with long-term creative zeal owing to a mundane occurrance; to be inspired by the seemingly trivial.

Ex. 1

"Do I look all right in this shirt? I'm worried it makes my shoulders look too wide."

"You ask that EVERY time you try on a new shirt. Relax, you've just got hapfeelings about your shoulders. You've been like that ever since that jealous nerd told you you look like a football player even without shoulderpads."

Ex. 2

"A bird just pooped on my head. Oh my goodness, I just got hapfeelings! Now I must paint a series of 48 pictures depicting a fantasy world in which birds have enslaved humans!"

by linuxknight November 6, 2009

hoffee

a racist, possible homophobic gigachad.
secretly gay.

"oh my god did you see leodard over there, hes such a hoffee'

by hoffee fanpage June 21, 2022

haffle

1) to argue pointlessly over something that is in no chance likely to happen
2) to get owned
3) to become extremely frustrated
4) midget anxiety

Dude, stop, you're just going to get haffled about it since the Lakers are gonna lose

by McHaffySnacks June 16, 2010

haffner

a person that dresses as Santa Claus all year round

that creepy haffner asked me to sit on his lap

by foti January 29, 2008

haffe

a dog bitch

Are u a haffe?

by Okayboi January 9, 2018

Hafeey

Hafeey is a very odd kind of kid but still very funny. He typically is a sporty kid and should totally date someone named Sarah. Hafeey is also kind of a kid who doesn't really know how to talk to girls but he is smart and attractive.

Hafeey: "Hi, i'm Hafeey!"
Person: "You should totally date a Sarah!"
Sarah: "Fuck me!"

by PPcocaine.dad.com November 11, 2020