jacktivity

1. an assigned task that is nothing but a worthless, waste of time jack-off activity.

1. There was nothing worthwhile to do at work today so the boss assigned me a jacktivity to keep me busy.

by ETQuall August 4, 2012

Wacktivity

Wacky+activity=wacktivity
A wacky activity that looks like a game without the athletic edge of a traditional game. As coined by Kidz Blitz.

Jumping rope while wearing scuba flippers is a Wacktivity.

by terrandipity January 3, 2014

Heckticity

To deal with hectic or chaotic scenarios in one persons head.

"Why am I dealing with Heckticity in my life"

by M1L0 April 7, 2021

hacktivist

A hacker who uses their talents for the good of others.

A hacktivist put a little extra money in my bank account.

by Vash The Stampede September 30, 2003

hectivity

hectic activity;

experience characterized by extreme activity or excitement.

There's too much hectivity in modern society!

Do we have to go to Jenna's house for thanksgiving? I would rather stay here and avoid all that hectivity.

Perhaps we should weigh the advantages of having kids against the inherent hectivity to follow before having unprotected sex?

by dasein March 7, 2011

hacktivist

An uneducated and highly emotionally charged adolescent or man-child passive aggressively lashing out at the world through the safety of their computer over poorly understood political issues, usually while in their underwear.

Billy doesn't understand why he has to pay his electric bill, so rather than spend his time looking for a higher paying job, the hacktivist vandalized his local utility's website.

by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014

hacktivist

a hacker who hacks into computers and the Internet under political clout.

Hacktivists are now on the rampage to annihilate VisaCards and MasterCards due to the anti-WikiLeaks campaign by the USA.

by uttam maharjan December 11, 2010