HTFU

An acronym for “Hurry the fuck up” used when you want someone to stop dragging ass and get down to business.

Credit goes to my mom Bernadette for coming up with this

Me: I’ll be there in 30 minutes

Mom: HTFU

by PeepeePoopoo2211 January 17, 2021

Professor Hotfruit

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.

Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."

by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 12, 2010