Floridian Hotcake

The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.

Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.

by thicc guy July 14, 2019

Hotching

Something or someone you are disgusted by.

"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"

by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011

hotchucation

The act of gender specifying an otherwise non gender specific event and/or object.

Did you see what was on the agenda for the Hotchucation Seminar 2007?

Financial Planning for Women.
Vehicle maintenance - making Her shine from inside, out.
Careers with Merry Maids.
Cooking with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth

Sponsored by:
Mr. Clean
Mrs. Dash
Hurricane Katrina

by BNZ January 29, 2007

hotchyko

When you can't decide if you are hot or cold. One minute you're taking off your sweatshirt and t-shirt becasue you're blazing hot. Then a few minutes later your cold. You're hot. You're cold. You're hot. You're cold.

"Omg! I'm so hot, I'm so cold at the same time!!" Natha.. . What's wrong with her? She's HOTshesCOLD, She's hot-chy-ko. Thus, her new name became HOTCHYKO.

by MommaRunsHotandColdToo April 23, 2018

hotchsexual

extreme attraction to aaron hotchner.

you have trauma? so you’re hotchsexual😏

by dakota owenby December 29, 2020

Hotcaking

The act of defecating into a pair of pants that you are trying on in a clothing store. Once complete, the pair of pants is inconspicously returned to the clothing rack or shelf for an unsuspecting consumer and/or salesperson.

I went to the Gap and decided that a hotcaking was necessary for a really expensive pair of pants because I couldn't afford them.

by Kenny's Karaoke Kings August 14, 2008

Hotch Honey

Fans of the character of Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner on the CBS show "Criminal Minds." The group was inadvertantly named by Thomas Gibson in a tweet. Extremely vocal, especially in their love for Hotch, their hatred of the H/P ship and other Criminal Minds related matters.

The Hotch Honeys went wild when Hotch had his Hotchalanache during "Exit Wounds."

by HHLC July 19, 2010