HOFNAR

Hard On For No Apparent Reason

Hey Paul its 10am and I have a HOFNAR, time to go to level 6 to sort it out

by Binster July 20, 2010

hofrontation

any fight involving a ho

I had a hofrontation with my ho.

by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

Hornrub

A frantic masturbation session ending all too quickly.

"I was itching for a nut, but this hornrub left me wanting."

by FortniteGamer420 January 6, 2022

Hofnarr

It literally means yard fool in English. It's how you would say jester or yard fool in German.

Sie haben über den Hofnarren gelacht.

by Mathew Meyer June 10, 2005

HOFBRINCL

1. The craziest snowboarding trick ever made.
its essentially, a frontside madonna, which is, due to the laws of the human body, impossible, and quite frankly, possibly dangerous. (TRY IT)

2. an easy way to remember some elements of the periodic table (hydrogen, oxygen, bromine, iodine, nitrogen, chlorine)

1. I died.

2. Science would be more fun if i was doing a HOFBRINCL.

by Exit Reality October 4, 2009

Honri

Basically a retarded way to say Horny

Ok stop, no more honri.

Stop you fucking honri fuck.

by Captain Slav1 December 1, 2021

honry hotdog

when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.

lindsey and lexy are a little honry hotdog right now!

by Robert Smith June 18, 2006