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The Disney Heresy

It was a late October night in the year 40,000ABY(2012 AD going off the Roman calendar) when the dark forces who ate Walt Disney’s soul absorbed Lucasfilm like a snack and setting in motion what is now referred to as the Disney Heresy.

Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.

Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.

But we were all of us deceived...............

For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.

Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.

It matters little.

Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
We must erase the Disney Heresy
by MandalorianInquisition January 16, 2020
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Penis Heresy

Any word or phrase spoken against the one and only true lord’s Genitalia.
Father mark, you are sentenced to a game of dick-blade for penis heresy!”
by Codedher December 25, 2019
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lexical heresy

The act or process of defiling or misusing parts of grammar and language. Examples include misuse of possessive pronouns in place of homophonic consonants.
Did you see the lexical heresy that kid was spewing? He used "your" in place of "you are"... cringe
by Pyoepsx September 16, 2020
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The Heresy

We feed the war machine
The sacrifice has just begun
We feed the war machine
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine that every time you hide in denial
Suicidal kings are my poison, poseidon beside me
Pontius is present and God is beside me
The tide tends to wave in a foul disposition
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine that every time you hide in denial
Suicidal kings
We feed the war machine
Suicidal kings
We feed the war machine
Suicidal
Foster the future and nurture the land
Stitches and sutures, divisions in sand
Mass evacuations, sanctions for land
It's time we stand for something
Walking hand in hand
Foster the future and nurture the land
Stitches and sutures, divisions in sand
Mass evacuations, sanctions for land
It's time we stand for something
Walking hand in hand
We feed the war machine
The sacrifice has just begun
We feed the war machine
Hide your daughters, your first born sons
As we welcome all your catastrophe
All the hate, all the lies and the heresy
How divine (We feed the war machine)
Every time you hide in denial (We feed the war machine)
Suicidal kings
by WorseThanHitler February 20, 2021
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heresay

amber heards lawyers fav word apparently
amber heards lawyer: OBJECTION, heresay
normal person seeing it: wtf is this shit
by iheartxiangiing April 25, 2022
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Hersey High School

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010
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heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
by JC September 28, 2004
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