haircut

A term used by special forces and tactical operatives engaged in wet work to refer to the act of assassinating a targeted individual.

Operative A: "everybody ready to take out the target?"
Operative B: "let's go give this punk his haircut."

by David Diego January 30, 2007

HAIRCUT

a word some people use when they are bored or freaking insane. usually said in a really weird way and sometimes yelled followed by pretending your two fingers are a pair of scissors twice in a row and making a sound that sounds like *tk tk*

1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRRCUT!!! *puts up hands and pretending they are scissors and at the same time says *tk tk*

1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRRCUT!!! *puts up hands and pretending they are scissors and at the same time says *tk tk* haircut

by merna16 November 8, 2009

Haircut

In cod you get headshot someone is guaranteed to say they gave you a haircut.

p1:*headshot*
P2: i gAvE hIm a HAiRcuT.

by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021

Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline

Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏

by epichpap69 January 7, 2023

Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.

Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!

by Eastm8 June 29, 2023

haircut blog

A blog or blog post that describes completely normal, typical, and often disinteresting everyday events such as going to school, paying bills, or getting a haircut.

Her frequent haircut blogs were a definite sign that she needed a more active social life.

by Lyndse November 5, 2008

Haircut Swag

The tremendous amount of swag one receives after getting his haircut.

person 1: why is Billy acting so different lately?
person 2: He just got his haircut, it's the haircut swag.

by derpscrotom June 29, 2011