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Håkon

A name given to people who are rebellious and refuse to do as the principal says (and they are cool)
Principle: Can you (plural) hand in your phone?
Håkon: *Writes this instead*
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jan håkon

A very sexy guy, who like boys. His little sisters are very bad to him, and they beat him up every day. Poor Jan Håkon :(
by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017
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Håkon

Man who buys items on installment
Guy at restaurant: Can I buy this ramen on installment?

Chef: Nani?! Are you a Håkon or something?
by Spanjakk December 12, 2018
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Håkon Løvstad

A great scientist who believed that gay people were aliens that were invading the planet. He died december 8th 1963. He is buried under the library at oxford university.
Wow Håkon Løvstad is such a great scientist.
by whalla gangster December 9, 2020
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Håkon

Håkon is a male who will never quite grow up. He will always stick to his kid-like sides. Håkon tends to be really stubborn and stick to their own way of thinking, not caring about other people’s opinions. Discussion and arguments is usually Håkons direct way of thinking.

The «å» in Håkon, has developed from the Norwegian language. The early Norwegian kings, were named Haakon. It’s pronounced the same, with «aa» directly meaning «å»
“Oh Håkon, stop being so stubborn! You’ll know soon enough that you are not right!”

“Håkon can’t leave a discussion on behalf of himself”
by KHT_HEEJT October 9, 2018
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Håkon

The coolest person on the entire fucking planet.
OMG look its Håkon. He is just so fucking cool.
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Håkon

Wow...you are such akon
by Yeetd4b3r October 10, 2018
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