I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

the H. C. O. P.

THe Holey Church Of Proctology

a pun on the practice of proctology

he is a member of the H. C. O. P.

by Robert Fisher II January 11, 2008

h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

by hamstring puller November 14, 2016

w h o o p s

so bad you know you fucked up

*drops there custom made 'shoot the fucking DJ' green day mug and breaks it*
maRIE; w h o o p s i shot the fucker down

by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018

H/Y/P/S

Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford, aka schools that open doors to any career you want.

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's

by NecroAnalCrusher June 15, 2018

h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

by iliketrains. January 15, 2021

E. N. H. Y. P. E. N

E. N. H. Y. P. E. N Is a kpop fanpage and is one of idols she is my IDOL

E. N. H. Y. P. E. N and e. n. h. y. p. e. n have matching usernames

by Written by me February 6, 2021