Gynechronology

The sequential arrangement of names in which a man has had sex with female partners, from his virginity to his most recent sexual experience.

Hey, Keith Johnson, Sean Adams and Jason Murphy, Graham Bond wants to know your gynechronology.

SA: List your kills in gynechronological order.

GB: Kristy, Jessica, Laura, etc.....

by Bonder=Champion July 6, 2012

Gwyneth

The middle name of some American girl I know. It apparently isn't very popular as a first name - shame, really, since it's a lovely name meant to describe the holder as ladylike and gentle. (Ha!)

Some names evoke thoughts of.. unladylike behavior. Name one person named "Gwyneth" who would fit that bill. Enough said.

by Ijusthadtodoit August 5, 2008

Gwyneth

Gwyneth’s are typically very out going and hilarous. They know how to have fun and are the life of the party. Gwyn’s are usually friends with almost everyone and is always drama free. Gwyns are fucking crazy, not gonna lie. If you get the chance to meet a gwyn, and you push her over, consider yourself dead.

Gwyneth is scary when she’s mad lol

by hedgehoglover12345 March 26, 2019

gwyneth

blonde hair blue eyed all american girl. named after gwyneth paltrow the stunning actress. she is very wild and artistic. somebody who has many friends and loves them. she is a beautiful girl with a beautiful name..to bad its not that common.

if every girl was a gwyneth it would give me a reason to wake up!

by cori joan April 28, 2011

Mary Gwyneth

Girls named Mary Gwyneth are often pretty inside and out. Can be a little crazy but definitely a good friend. Can love you with all your heart and would give you everything for love. Mary Gwyneth's often have tough exteriors but they are real softies, especially with cats. They can cook really well because they love to eat. May have some great talent in music and have some good fashion sense. They can be a great listener too because they know too much about psychology or how the human mind works and it's a bit scary sometimes. They are empathetic. Never hurt one of them because they can show you villains worse than Disney's, Marvel's and DC's.

That girl is pretty and crazy. I peg her to be a Mary Gwyneth.

by adrestar June 9, 2021

Gwyneth Paltrow

A marijuana cigarette rolled so tightly, usually by someone one your "behalf," you'll barely get a hit off it; a joint so thin and white it resembles Paltrow's actual body as well as the type of joint a skinny white chick would smoke so as to maintain her dainty, "holistic" lifestyle as opposed to getting seriously baked.

"Come on man, don't roll me a Gwyneth Paltrow--I gotta get some THC up in this bitch!"

by Solanas69 January 30, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow

The real way to spell Gwyneth Paltrow, not Gwenyth Paltrow. Is an okay actor. Has done more crap films then good films. She won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. Named her kid Apple for some reason. She's pretty good looking, not outstanding or anything. She goes out with many guys, including Ben Afflek, Luke Wilson, Brad Pitt...

"Hey man, wanna go see the new Gwyneth Paltrow movie?"
"Uh... Err... Nah. I'll give it a miss."

by -Tazer- September 11, 2007